"The road to Alta is never closed; sometimes, however, travel is restricted."
-- Onno Wieringa
"I have a job where I can shirk responsibility - unlike yourself."
-- Lew Moore
"A moderate rating is relative, I wouldn't go into a bar where I had a moderate
chance of getting killed."
-- Tom Kimbrough, The Utah Avalanche Forecast Center
"Go low or go home."
-- Ted Ayliffe, Telemark Skier (and graduate student)